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heartinvaders

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kong

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bombprint

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Nixon Will F*** You Up

Oh, Just a Nixon design I made for a band.

Eve Gave Rock And Roll To You

An image of a guitar strapped Eve and a freshly bitten apple of awesomeness.

Octo-Love

A friendly lil' octopus squirting an ink cloud of hearts.

Angler Love

A deep sea angler fish luring unsuspecting minnows to their doom with it's glowing heart shaped lantern.

Gear Heart

A photo realistic picture of my mechanical heart.

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tillz

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Prank Heaven (3 color)

A Flaming Bag of Dog Poo left before the pearly gates. Man, whoever runs that heaven place is gonna be pissed!

Prank Heaven

A Flaming Bag of Dog Poo left before the pearly gates. Man, whoever runs that heaven place is gonna be pissed!

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History is Full of Dickholes

A jolly and proud looking dude holding a flag, reaching to the heavens while stepping on some poor bastard's back. Yup yup, pretty much says it all.

That's Ghostist

A ghost apparently quite offended by the spectral stereotype perpetuated by a 'trick or treating' child

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Post Modern Knuckles

Hooray for art nerds!

Plane Hunt

An aero-plane shot betwixt the wings by some nefarious bowman, and thus downed like ‘twas naught but a game bird.

Mission: Venus

Aaaaah! A giant Venus Fly Trap about to swallow up a gently drifting astronaut. Curse those damn NASA bigwigs and their endless greed!

We Can Live...

A love letter to my favorite bad movie of all time, the life changing “Robot Jox”.

Miss Hades

Oh, pretty much what it looks like: Medusa the gorgon in a beauty contest. I'm not sure she has much of a chance.

Moai (All Ears)

Two Moai head statues and a satellite dish. I just thought they have a nice sort of relevance to each other.

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I'd verb his noun

Objectify yer' fellah' the English major way!

Heart Jar

A heart in a jar, I'll leave the underlying message up to you to decide.

Heart Meal

A dinner place setting, but instead of food, I'm afraid it's a doggone heart on the menu. Oh me, oh my!

Heaven

A lounging be-haloed figure slacking away up in heaven lazily tossing a paper airplane. I heard a lot about Heaven back when I went to Sunday school. And the one thing that always stuck with me was just how bloody dull it sounded. Oh sure the Sunday

The Chase

A classic ‘Cops and Robbers’ style chase. Complete with cowboy looking sheriff, thinly masked robber, and even those money bags with the dollar sign on them. The twist? They are mounted on rocking horses, how ruthlessly absurd. Don’t they see they ain’t g

Commie Bear

A delightful and adorable Care bear with a hammer and sickle tummy symbol. I guess this little guy took his love of sharing a bit too far.

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Tri-Masted Spanish Galleon

A Tri-Masted Spanish Galleon, with a large arrow pointing down positioned below it. A reference to my favorite line from the absurd and fantastic adult film ‘Pirates’. For those of you out of the loop, Pirates is the Citizen Kane of Pornography. It cost

Rock 'em Sock 'em Humans

Two pugilistic ruffians facing off in a bout of 'olde tyme' bare knuckle fisticuffsmanship! Only there appears to be two weird little aliens sitting up in the boxer’s open noggins, driving them like some crazy machines. You know, like some bizarre alien v

Cupid Kills

Cute lil' Cupid killing a young man with his love.

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The Candyland Riots

A gingerbread man with an anarchists scowl leaning back getting ready to toss a Molotov cocktail. Above him the word “Candy land Riot” set the scene. This is a reference to the Guided by Voices song of the same name. I just always loved that title, rea

riots_no_text

A gingerbread man with an anarchists scowl leaning back getting ready to toss a Molotov cocktail. Above him the word “Candy land Riot” set the scene.

Floating Elephant

An elephant being suspended in the air with a bunch of balloons.

Rocking horse robber

A burglar attempting to flee on a Rocking horse.

Dabney

Dabney Coleman’s decapitated head, apparently alive and well, sitting in one of those Futurama style brain jars. Why? Because I believe our best and brightest stars need not burn out, and plunge our world into the tepid darkness of their absence.

life

A doggie that ate a kitty that ate a birdie. The end.

I Am Bomb

A Picture of one of those old time classic style bombs. You know, the kind where that is just a black sphere with a rope fuse sticking out of the top? Many a hapless Warner Brothers character has suffered at its hand. Well this one is riding a top the w

$#!@

One of those awesome bears that stand in the river and catch fish by simply standing over a little waterfall and opening their mouth, then they wait for a salmon to just jump right on in. Man, those poor bastard salmon, that’s just a kick in the nuts.

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Shark plate

This design depicts a compact car with a dotted line leading to a license plate, followed by a dotted line leading to the gaping maw of a shark. I’ve just always loved the fact that everyone knows if you cut open a shark, you are liable to find a license

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monument

A silhouette of a man, head tossed back, drinking a beer while riding a horse rearing up onto its hind legs a la the famous Andrew Jackson statue. A little tribute to Robert Pollard and his Monument Club.

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Stop liberty

The Statue of Liberty armed in crossing guard gear lifting her ‘stop’ sign to the heavens. Just a commentary on America’s radical departure from the ideals it was founded upon.

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Moon Militia

A pair of hillbilly spacemen armed with guns and sloshing beers while protecting the flag we planted on the moon, presumably from illegal Mexican space immigrants.

Last stand

The ghost of a very stubborn cowboy standing over his freshly minted corpse, holding a last stand against the buzzards.

Victory

Richard Nixon in a gas mask tossing the victory sign with both hands. A reference to our current leader mayhaps?

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Stick muhammad

A smiling and happy stick figure drawing of the prophet Muhammad. A positive portrayal that I’m sure no one could be upset by.

Medals

Chicks dig heroes. A crafty illusion designed to fool the eye into thinking the wearer of this shirt is the recipient of many military honors. The medals and whatnot are one hundred percent guaranteed to make every lady you see swoon, or I will personally

Mornin' Gator!

A frumpy alligator reading the paper and having some coffee one morning.

Insurgent Chicken

A farmer leaning over his flock of chickens, tossing them grain from a bucket. But what’s this! One of the chickens has lifted its wings only to reveal a suicide bombers vest! All the drama of Iraq played out in the barnyard. A lesson to all of out about

I bought this shirt on the internet

Yeah, so I was on myspace one day, and this guy drops me some hate mail. I don’t get much hate mail so I try and give each a warm and personal response. My general mode of operation is to write up what appears to be some kind of “Thank you for your in

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Mantis Line

A giant praying mantis with a line of businessmen before it, waiting for their chance to be cut down. Sex is crazy like that.

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Ocean Mines

Those way cool underwater mines floating upwards-like, with the wee fishes swimming around them.

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Tigerbomb

A WWI style biplane delivery it?s most deadly of payloads: an angry tiger! Sure to sweep the trenches clean. Remember kids when a regular bomb just wont do use a Tigerbomb!

Brit Sat

Some sort of foppish British man, standing and using a closed umbrella like a cane. Very classy, in a mod sort of way. But above him is some sort of crazy satellite zapping a beam into his noggin. What is the satellite doing? Mind Control? Data Downloads?

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Ear Mouse

A mouse with an ear grown onto it's back, just like them thar' scientists made a few years back.

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Evolution

A classic evolution diagram, except that the final stage isn’t modern man, but instead a terrible robot! Implying, we mere mortals will soon be obsolete. I for one am looking forward to not having all the pressure that comes with being the dominant life f

Mustard Man

A Tribute to the internet Cliche.

Birdjar

A bird trapped in a jar, und hence the title “Birdjar”. So what does it mean? Sometimes I like shirts that are just open ended random images: “A bird doesn’t belong in a jar, hrmmmm, I guess I’ll have to invent a little story for it” says the viewer. So f

Chester A Asskicker

Ah yes yet another in my 'Bad Ass Presidential Facial Hair' series. Little known fact about Mr. Chester A. Arthur our 21st president: He used to celebrate every Christmas by hunting and killing a black bear.

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Van F*** Buren

Another in my presidential facial hair series.

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Taft in the House

Another in my presidential facial hair series.

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Fly

A 70’s style fly mo’fo.

Radiation Bear

A delightful little Care Bear only instead of the usual heart or cutesy symbol on its tummy it has a radiation symbol. Apparently this lil? guy just loves to share his Alpha and Beta Particles.

Abu-Ghraib Christmas

The classic hooded Abu-Ghraib prisoner, you know the guy standing on the box with the fashionable black cloak thingy? Only this time the poor guy has been draped with Christmas decorations as if he were some kind of pine tree.

Squid and Ship

A giant squid eyeballing its soon to be lunch: A big old battleship.

Flag of the USSA

A combination of the American flag, and the flag of the old Soviet Union.

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Hammer and Sickle

Greetings Commrade! I grew up under Reagan and Commies were the big bad guys at the time. So of course to I remember having it drilled into me' noggin that I should fear them evil commies, for they are devious and mighty. Well I think the fact I kept on h

Crossbones

Oh, just a pair of crossbones. As in the bottom half of a "Skull and Crossbones". Now you can pretend your head is the mean nasty skull part!

Mushroom Cloud

Pretty much what the title says: a mushroom cloud.

Why Did You Land?

A child pretending he is flying, and text asking "why did you land?" Inspired by the Guided by Voices song of the same name

Handshake

Two businessmen shaking hands. The twist? One’s an angel and the other some sort of devil. This idea popped into my head while listening to Modest Mouse’s “Bankrupt on Selling”.

Wished I Was a Giant

Inspired by the Guided by Voices song of the same name

Camera

A simple line graphic of a 35mm camera hanging from a neckstrap and positioned as if it being worn by the wearer of the shirt. My god, quite the optical illusion. For all of my fellow photo nerds out there in Computerland, but not West Computerland. After

get a Brain Morans

A Tribute to the internet Cliche.

I saw a turtle

I saw a turtle! Homage to a classic Fark thread. Not exactly one of my most original designs, but hey, they can’t all be pure genius.

Inconceivable!

Vizzini from the Princess Bride. I [Heart] Wallace Shawn.

I can bowl a 301

I can bowl a 301t. “But wait”, you blurt out, “Isn’t the maximum score in a round of bowling 300? That is tacitly impossible! Surely this person is engaging in exaggeration and hyperbole” Yeah, yeah Mr. Clever, you figured out the joke. Way to ruin it for

Dick Cheney hunts people

Did you hear the one about the Vice President on a hunting trip? Oh, you have? Well, fine then…

I'd verb her noun

Objectify yer' lady the English major way!

I Invented The Moonwalk

A fine boastful tee shirt.

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Your tax dollars at work

Your tax dollars at work. I originally made this design for myself while attending art school free of charge thanks to ample government grants. I’m sure the founding fathers would be proud.

I was in Nam...

I was in Nam while you were in mom. This idea was given to me years ago by a dude named Matt Reed. Perhaps one day in a fit of narcissism he will Google himself and find this.

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God Poop

Yeah, he's kinda a perv like that.

Roach Celebration

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Flies

A pair of we lil' babes flying houseflies like kites. Disturbing and cute.

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Free Toy

Inspired by the rip off crap toys they currently include in a box of Cracker Jacks.

Chicxulub '08

Chicxulub is the name of the planet killing asteroid that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. I think it would make a better president then our current one.